Stress Management

Last night, I went to the most stressful PowerPoint presentation of my life. The topic was stress management. There was an plethoric amount of yelling, patronizing and above all, clipart. Here's what I learned in no particular order:

1. Flurrying is a word.
2. Drinking and smoking are both bad ideas for coping with stress. Who knew.
3. The same goes for violence. Huh.
4. Financial problems cause stress. Weird.
5. Difficult homework assignments cause stress. There's a new thought.
6. Not only are most Americans stressed out on a daily basis at school and in the grocery store, they are all driving on the same freeway as me.

All of the sudden, I have been strategically unprepared to cope with stress.